You sir are an asshole

But we were supposed to go on a date that night and he said we were still on. Sex PLUS so much more! I thought awh how sweet. You would think that if you can post on Snapchat, you could text the girl that you were interested in, right? So I told him I missed him and was excited to see him and he said he missed me too. I sent a text that morning to make sure he knew I was thinking of him and wished him good luck on all his stuff.

Once, Thatcher remarked, 'If you were my husband, I would put poison in your coffe. Relax, I've got some good news for you. I just can't seem to shake it. When all of sudden, I felt the sharp sting of a slap across my face..

We did stuff that people don't even do anymore. Asshole beheads goat I hope that asshole dies a horrible death soon. Richard notices his quiet, efficient, but incredibly slutty secretary Manon Martin starring at him through a window. Thanks for calling, Don!

Because I make really bad decisions after midnight apparently. I really enjoyed talking to this guy, but unfortunately I guess sex was the end game. So of course we made out and talked for 2. He was seriously my Batman hard working, good looking, lots of connections, etc. Again, totally fine—I just was a tad bummed. I had no idea that was an ultimatum.